Fuck People That Do Now Know How To Tip

If you can not afford to tip, do not go out to eat. Stay home and cook. I know some people will say “well its their job to wait on me.” YES it is, but they makes less the minimum wages as waiters!

Don’t think you are avoiding tipping by going for “Carry out.” Reality CHECK! The waiters/waitresses are neglecting their tables so they can bag your shit! So tip!

Don’t listen to the travel “experts’ telling you how much to tip. There is NO rule in tipping. If your bellmen or server, bartender what EVER, takes good care of you, Please take care of them. Don’t pull those ” well they should have gone to college if they wanted to make more.” That is fucking bull shit. If you want quality service, then start tipping!

Places to go if you do not want to tip:
McDonalds
Burger King
Taco Bell
Your backyard
Your Families House

Fucking tip! The waitresses, waiters, bartenders and all the tipped employees make up a large part of our Tax paying base. They go out and spend their cash because it is burning a hole in their pocket.

End of Rant!

Happy New Year !!!

Happy New Year!!!

I want to wish you all good health, happiness and love. Uuups and some money too.

How can you lose atomic bomb?

According to BBC, US plane carrying atomic bombs in the north part of Greenland was crashed 40 years ago. American army failed to find all 4 atomic bombs. 3 of them were found and 4 th was lost. WTF? How can you lose atomic bomb? Maybe you can lose button, pocket change, or maybe girlfriend/boyfriend J . How can you lose ATOMIC BOMB? Helooo, WTF?

Plane crashed on 21-st Jan several miles from Thule air base. According to US military missing atomic bomb is no danger because radioactive particles should be vanished in such amount of water, by now.

WTF? Am I missing something here? Is somebody missing anything here? Like iPod, cellular, button, pet, good mood …. or atomic bomb? Oooouu yea, somebody is missing atomic bomb.

What to say? Just WTF.

You have a lane, now FUCKING STAY IN IT

use lanes

Idiot ass fucks just don’t understand the concept of lanes on the road. On my way home their was some deush bag that stoped at a red light dead fucking center between the two lanes.

I ended up squeezing through on his right and floored it when the light turned green. I just don’t understand what people are fuckinf thinking when the stop in the middle of two lanes.

So yeah, fuckers need to learn the concept of lanes. You think driving school would teach this shit, no?

Go suck a dick

Its what I tell all the sluts that say some stupid shit to me.

Take today for example, some girl was like “guess who Im talking to now?” and I said “Half the senior class guys” as a joke. She got all pissy and said “your such a fag.”

I said and I quote “Take your hairy upper lip and suck a dick you stupid slut” then just got up and walked away.

I cant stand stupid ass sluts who show this stuff off their slutyness. Especially when they fucking know you like them. Ohhhh my fucking god, I almost want to make them cry with words. I can’t stand that shit.

To all you sluts out their, “choke on a fucking black cock you stupid cunt bag bitch slut.”

So many stupid assholes out their

I went  to blockbuster to rent acouple of movies, and their were these like 6 kids that were screaming and trying to stuff dvd’s down their pants.

Then, the workers are just stareing at them wondering what to do. So they say “take those out of your pockets please cause im gonna have to call the cops”

So the do, and they walk near the register with all the movies and pass by the door on the way “testing” to see if the alarm beeps if they try to take the movies. Fucking idiots had to make the ladies like last 2 hours of the night at work bad.

It’s like kicking them in the balls before you go to sleep.

Dick head assholes..